I am a huge fan of the Knocked Up crew, but please, guys, keep a higher ratio of those guys in your future movies. Jason Segal was great in Knocked Up, mainly because he was in it for about 15% of the movie. From said crew, we got to also see Jonah Hill and Paul Rudd in this film. I can’t even begin to explain how poorly utilized these two were. Normally, Hill can steal the show for five minutes, while Rudd can be subtly hilarious. Here, though, they were given one moderately funny assignment and told to repeat during the entire movie. Yawn.

Thankfully, the two chicks in the movie (Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis) were banging hot.

Don’t bother seeing this flick. Essentially, the Knocked Up crew is being allowed to get their writings produced. Superbad (Seth Rogen) was pretty good. Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segal) was not. Do yourself a favor and wait until this one comes out on DVD for a mildly entertaining time.

I haven’t done a movie review in sometime. Last night, the girlfriend and I were bored, so we decided to do the movie thing. After checking out the schedule, I realized Harold & Kumar was playing at midnight… jackpot. So we dodged gang shootings (seriously) on the way to the South Beach movie theater and prayed this wasn’t another sequel that bites the dust.

I couldn’t have left the theater happier. Firstly, bravo to the writers. From my knowledge, Harold and Kumar 2 was supposed to come out two years ago, and it was to feature Harold and Kumar in Amsterdam for 90 minutes. ::yawn:: The script was entirely gutted, and the result was a masterpiece.

I consider Harold and Kumar my generations Cheech and Chong, only with clever writing. This isn’t a stab against C&C, but come on, they were pumping those things out once ever three months.

Harold and Kumar is a must see. Neil Patrick Harris brands his initials on a whore’s ass while on ’shrooms, they hit on making fun of every race, culture, ethnicity, and prejudice you can imagine, and there are about 20 nice vaginas in it. Need I see more?

No. Just a dork who “pimped out” his 2003 Subaru Outback to look like the car from the show.

Normally, here is where I post something about not getting laid or something, but this guy actually might be onto something. Here’s why:

The guy who owns this car has to be a total geek. Odds are that he’s never gotten laid in his life. So before this car, he was just a normal geek. Now, with this car, he has carved out a little vaginal niche for himself. Surely there are some girls out there who still have a weird obsession for the movie from the 1980’s. Once they see this car rolling down the block, instant wetness. Bravo, my man.

Wait, this is real? A movie about Anna Nicole Smith? And they think people will care? I was totally expecting Steve-O to jump out and beat off on her face.

I actually have a claim to fame regarding Anna Nicole… She died in the hospital in which I was born. I know, I know, awesome, right?

My literal first thought when I heard about the concept of this movie one year ago was “ugh.” After seeing the preview, however, it looks like the people over at the Onion may have something brewing. In an era of being bombarded with awful movies, The Onion is finally giving us something unique. I wish they could get enough funding to get into some major theaters.

This trailer has some pretty naughty language, so if you’re a jackass who watches videos with volume at work, buyer beware.

Personally, I can’t do a movie headlined by Will Ferrell. He is hands down my favorite cameo actor ever, and I will pay to see a movie that I know he has a five minute cameo in. But 90 minutes of him portraying one character? I just don’t have the attention span to handle that.