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Guy gets nailed by car, thrown over 40 feet, and gets up with only minor injuries.

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Eating Rats

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I’ve always heard of people in Asia eating cats and other creatures that just shouldn’t be consumed, but someone sent me an image and a quote today of a village in Taiwan that eat rats, like, all the time.

Blurb:

Both Restaurants in a Taiwan village display hairless rat carcasses in their kitchen windows before chopping off the heads and throwing the pint-sized bodies and tails into pots.

Both restaurants are full at meal times as the rat race for gnawing customers reaches fever pitch.

“Most people who come in here at first have a psychological barrier, but once they take a bite, they don’t mind.”

The rats grow up on crops from fields surrounding the village of Lucao in Chiayi county - which means they are not dirty rats from sewers.

All joking aside, I’m going to vomit. This is just fucking disgusting.

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Will New York baseball ever top spending? The Mets are especially a joke. At least with the Yankees, we actually believe there is a chance they can make it to the World Series, so we always root against them. But with the Mets, it’s never even an option. And that’s even more of a joke because the NL has been butt awful for the most part in the past decade. However, the Mets will continue to get over-the-hill vets for their final contract, they will have no incentive to play hard with the guaranteed money coming their way, and the Mets will continue to be a joke.

I’m not saying that Santana is going to be bad, but the thought that paying $130 million to one guy and expecting THAT to bring you a World Series is laughable. Sure, teams can buy World Series. Regardless of what you think, the Red Sox have purchased two of them. Their payroll isn’t at Yankees standards, but those guys pay for more big named guys than anyone. The difference between the Sox and the Mets? The Sox can actually identify talent that is still rising and can still give you a few year (Mike Lowell), while putting them in a winning atmosphere. The Mets go for people’s names we recognize, like Tom Glavine, who are on the decline and have no incentive or motivation to compete at the highest levels.

All I think is that the Sox and Yanks passed on this guy for a reason, and we’ll probably learn the Mets made another bonehead signing in due time.

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Hottie Proposes to Tom Brady

He should’ve requested a beej before answering.





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Randy Moss Goof

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Getting hit in the Nuts is Funny

When this video showed up in my email box, I thought “this is just wrong”, but at about 90 seconds into the video, when this guy gets hit in the nuts, I quickly remembered how funny this concept is. Check out how after the guy is on the ground, like 5 seconds later, another tennis ball gets fired at him, as if he would still be standing after the first impact.





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The Feds are expecting more hookers than ever this weekened in Phoenix for the Super Bowl, and they are going to do something about it!!!

Blurb:

“It’s a big deal this year,” said Tammy Marie Pagel, a 31-year-old local hooker who was recently jailed in Phoenix but was scheduled to be released the week before the Super Bowl. Pagel said she had a number of high-paying clients waiting… The johns saw her ad on the Craigslist Web site and set up appointments before setting foot in Arizona, Pagel said. Each will pay $500 to $600 for an hour with her — several times what she typically charges.

“We’re going after the prostitutes, the people that pander to prostitutes — the pimps — as well as the johns,” [Sgt. Joel] Trantor said. “We’re going to combat this from every angle.”

The three things I will never understand about this country are why online gambling isn’t legal, why marijuana isn’t legal (and I don’t smoke), and why prostitution isn’t legal. If the government legalized all three of these and closely regulated them tomorrow, you can say bye bye to the impending recession.

It just doesn’t make sense to me that if a girl stops you in your elevator on your way up to your apartment and offers to give you a beej, that is okay, but if you give her a penny for it, that isn’t. How is Osi supposed to perform well without a cheap hooker to poop on?

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Falling Down is Funny

In all seriousness, I hope this girl didn’t get hurt. I love a good fall more than anyone, but as long as it’s not a guy, I hope the person didn’t get hurt. If it is a guy, I assume he is a douchebag and root for the worst. This chick was apparently the favorite to win this race, but falls three times towards the end. Hehe.





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Luke Caparelli isn’t Smart

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Wake Forest running back Luke Caparelli has been kicked off the football team for allegedly posting a note on Facebook stating he would "blow up the campus". Brilliant.

I was under the impression that Wake Forest was a fairly strong school (academically speaking). How are they letting assclowns like this guy in? There are two things in life I consider to be general knowledge:

1. Don’t say bomb on an airplane.

2. Don’t post messages on a collegiate website stating you are going to blow up your school or take part in some other form of a massacre.

How stupid can one be?

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Eli Manning has a message to NY Giants fans. . . take his advice, bet on the ‘Pats! Click here to see his letter.

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