As a kid, I loved beauty pageants. I’m speaking of days before the Internet, when porn wasn’t easily available, and you had to have vivid imaginations so you could remember all hotties when you spanked it two hours later in your bedroom. Oh, that was just me? Well, then, anyways, for the second year in a row, Miss USA fell down at the Miss Universe competition, and for the second year in a row, I missed it. Damn.

Three weeks from today, I will have taken the dreaded hike up to Tampa, Florida, and be sitting for Day 1 of the Florida Bar Exam. Then, in February of ‘09, I will surely be sitting for round 2 of the Florida Bar Exam, as I am sure to fail round 1. Anyways, my preparation for the exam is the reason for the slow updates on Ballsiest for the past month and a half, but expect things to change come August! Today was actually a pretty sweet news day. Mike Vick has declared bankruptcy, Brett Favre sent some dude at the Green Bay Packers a text message declaring his interest to ‘come back’ (how long can the Packers stray him off before he leaves them alone?), and this video came to me, displaying just how truly awesome Korean baseball is:

Is baseball really still going on? Check out this sweet play from the Yankees-Red Sox game this weekend, of which I [obviously] had no interest in. I must say, however, that I luckily turned my TV onto NBC during the fourth set of yesterday’s men’s Wimbledon championship. Damn, that is some competition I can get into. Although, what was up with Federer getting a trophy and prancing around the court after he lost? Good sportsmanship schmortsmanship. I must prefer how it’s done in the US… lose, start punching and kicking the other team, booze, hookers, and call it a night.

I don’t care what anyone says, candid camera shows still make me laugh… that is, those filmed anywhere outside the United Kingdom.

When something like this happens to you, I think you need to step back and just realize that God hates you.

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